January 2011
I'M SUCH AN AWKWARD PERSON,
That awkward moment when relatives come over..
It’s been a while so you greet them with a smile,
Then you’re forced to make small talk because you don’t want to be rude and you just smile and nod,
Inside you’re going insane because the awkwardness is very suspenseful,
And when you finally get the chance to leave, you go back to your room and continue doing whatever it was you were doing, like eating bananas.
December 2010
when people interrupt you
cleverandironic:
-Ironic
when you find out that the person next to you...
the awkward moment where you walk in a room and...
xoxoillest:
Good night, Tumblr.
Guess who has to wake up early for school tomorrow..
NOT ME!!..
But still, GOOD NIGHT TUMBLR. I’ll be dreaming about chicken now..
Signing into Facebook and not talking to anyone
sarahnajihahhh:
Just stare at peoples statuses like
I hate sneezing in class.
First you’re trying to hold it in like,
Then you know you can’t and it builds up and explodes like,
And everyone tries to ignore it like,
But then you sneeze a couple more times and they turn like,
And outside you’re like,
But inside you wish you could,
I'm sexy in my own little way.
icryiweepitry:
Guess who's hyper after drinking hot chocolate at...
THIS GIIIIIRL!!!!!!
What if your parents were following you on Tumblr...
itslaurav:
sarahsurvives:
SHIT
Crapp.
stalker.status.
Why was the egyptian boy confused?
thisisglaiza:
ronaldong:
kathleeniee:
Because when his daddy was dead he becomes a mummy. Hahaha (x
NO,BITCH,’CAUSE GLAIZA SAYS HE WAS IN DA NILE (DENIAL),dipshits.THAT’S MORE FUNNIER THAN YOUR SHIT.LIKE,DAMN.
That awkward moment when you go get a drink from...
randommakings:
67impaula:
And you’re like…
I’m actully more like
When you see someone from school somewhere other...
aleeeeza:
All. The. Time. Oh my gosh…
San diego kids are sexy!
ronaldong:
-nicolelyn:
jazminle:
Trololol.
That awkward moment when:
brandenlynn:
ay-drian:
You tell your friends a joke like..
And then, you laugh hysterically like..
But then your friends are all like..
So you try to play it off like..
But in the inside you just wanna like..
Dude.. you guys do this to me all the time -___-
I hate mood swings
hoffmanx:
one minute you’re like:
and the next you’re like:
and suddenly you just want to punch a bitch:
And then you find everything offensive:
And everything stresses you out:
And then you’re happy but everyone else is pissed off with you:
So you hide in your room:
And eat bananas:
ALWAYS[:
"awhh. you have grown so much! i remember when you...
misskaelovesyou:
And I’m like:
WHO ARE YOU??
when i see someone i hate:
readyforchange-:
i’m like:
but really i want to:
but then i remember i don’t waste my time on bitches like you:
iheeartchuu:
Meet a cute guy;
He turns out to be boring as hell;
See a really hot guy with a really great sense of style;
Oh wait , he’s gay;
Meet a nice sweet cute lovable humble guy;
He’s in love with some stuck up bitch;
So heres to you cupid;
Christmas.
arohajahmes:
The people who has lots of presents, yelling out i got the most :
The people who has the least presents getting teased by people:
The people who don’t have presents at all:
The feeling when people stares at you when you open presents:
The feeling of jealousy when someone has a better get than you:
& last but not least. When someone’s steals your gift:
When someone accidentally hits you...
immatumblr-ing:
On the outside, I’m like…
but on the inside…
The awkward moment when you have 36 presents but...
hathatsfunny:
play internet games
That awkward moment when you're reading an awkward...
